are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
