My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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