Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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