She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i believe in u and ur pee
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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