Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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