the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
ugly people sure do ruin things
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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