piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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