We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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