we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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