Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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