in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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