You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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