is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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