There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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