sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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