quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That accounts for only three of the penises
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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