Buhtt sex?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's never too late to be topless.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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