4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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