you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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