She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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