what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
