i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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