"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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