So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
My balls are so social today.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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