pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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