There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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