thus making me awesome and them whores
no. you can't hotbox the world.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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