Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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