its not stalking. its research.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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