Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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