Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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