I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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