She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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