Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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