The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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