it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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