just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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