TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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