She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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