how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there is glitter all over my balls
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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