oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
where are my eyebrows?
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