you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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