i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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