So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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