She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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