Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Welp...herpes.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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