I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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