Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
