So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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