Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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