My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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