It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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