i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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