No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
