I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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