the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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