I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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